Wow...I have just heard the most amazing thing. Apparently a large number of the British populace - children and adults alike - don't know where their food comes from. They are unaware that the ingredients for Beer are grown, nor do they realise that bacon comes from pigs. I am astounded, absolutely astounded.
Tag: bizarre
I had a dream
Last night I had a very bizarre dream that was ended rather prematurely by the ringing of my telephone (an interview for a rather creative job YAY). In this dream I was sitting in a pub with a group of very handsome red-headed males, a few female friends and a lot of Christmas cards (yep, [...]
Oscar Predictability
Well, the Oscars have literally just finished after overrunning by nearly an hour (so far - there are still the credits to go). Being totally honest I wasn't surprised by the winners and in a way that disappoints me. In years gone by I was occasionally surprised when someone unexpected won something, but this year [...]
Botox
Sometimes elderly people say the funniest things. Today my nan came into my room to make sure I remembered that she told me yesterday she wasn't going to be home for the next two nights (YAY) and she said "You won't ever need botox!" Being me I just looked at her rather confused, trying to [...]
Published…
Well, this isn't quite the coup it sounds...Recently in my home town they have altered the public transport system. Initially I believed that this would be a good thing, more buses, more often. Unfortunately when it was launched this past Sunday it turned out that the bus system was actually diabolical. No one knows when [...]
Bizarroland: Population 1
Okay, I don't often write about my dreams on here, mostly because they are seriously disturbing, even for me (and that is saying something), but last night was just funny...and I mean funny peculiar rather than funny haha. I was going to visit a friend in Malaga, and on the plane they showed a movie [...]